Dogtore Zombie Suess

Dogtore Zombie Suess

I do so like the brains of man
and i will eat them if i can.
I like to eat brains with fresh flesh
i like to hear them slosh and squish

i will eat the life-saving brains of paramedics
i will eat the greedy brains of Wall Street pricks
I will eat brains under hats
I will eat them covered in tatts

I will eat brains with an eye
I will eat them in skull pie
I will suck them out the nose
I will eat brains with appetizer toes

I will eat the brains of a mobster
I will eat the brains of a pop star
I will eat evil brains of a pope
I will eat stoner brains smoked in dope

I will eat the funny brains of a clown
I will eat spilled brains off the ground
I will eat them in a Stan
I will eat them out of a Pam

I do so love the brains of man
and i will eat them if i can
excuse me Mr., Miss., or Mam
I’m a zombie, yes i am

(spider hacksaw)(2013)
(in honor of Dr. Suess and Zombies)

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